I need a band-aid!

If you know me, you know that I am always tired. Caffeine or not, I’m sleepy.  I haven’t slept through the night (excepting nights when I had a couple drinks or Benadryl!) in 4+ years, and I wake up at about 6am every morning, regardless of when I go to bed. If I go back to sleep after my 6am wakeup, I tend to have bizarre, vivid, and super emotional dreams.

It’s weird and kind of really sucks. This morning, I had an even stranger experience to add to my bizarro sleep experiences.  [warning: ickiness ahead]

I woke up, went to check my email, and noticed that my fingers hurt. Took a look at my fingertips and it looks like I’d slid my index/middle fingers across a razor blade.

Uhm, wtf???

The only explanation I can come up — other than my cat attempting to kill me and failing miserably — is that I’m sleepwalking again. It’s been more than ten years since I last sleepwalked (to my knowledge), but seriously, what else could it be? I don’t exactly keep razor blades in my bed…

How can I tell if I’m sleepwalking again or not? Any advice other than putting a camera in my room while I sleep? Cuz that’s creepy and I’m afraid we’d have some sort of paranormal activity-esque footage goin on…


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